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SNORTIES | Tactical Breathing Unit T-Shirt | French Bulldog

SNORTIES | Tactical Breathing Unit T-Shirt | French Bulldog

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WARNING: Heavy Breathing Zone Tee

Certified Tactical Bully Unit. Handle with care.

Every Frenchie parent knows this sound isn't snoring — it's a fully operational breathing unit running at max capacity. This design leans full industrial hazard sign: bold black-and-yellow warning livery, hazard stripes, rivet bolts, and blueprint-style "air intake valves" flanking a battle-worn Frenchie mugshot front and centre.

Distressed, cracked-paint texture gives it a beat-up tactical-gear look — this isn't cute, it's certified equipment.

Perfect for the Frenchie (or any brachycephalic) owner who loves their snorty, wheezy little menace and isn't afraid to laugh about it.

Features

- Fit: Oversized

- Neckline: Round Neck / O-Neck

- Sleeve Style: Drop Shoulder

- Sleeve Length: Short Sleeve

- Season: Spring / Summer

- Style: Basics / Casual

Care Instructions

- Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry low

- Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print

- Do not dry clean

Fabric

- Material: 100% cotton

- Fabric Weight: 200 gsm (5.9 oz)

- Thickness: Thin

- Breathability: Moderate

S M L XL 2XL 3XL
inch cm inch cm inch cm inch cm inch cm inch cm
Length 27.95 71 29.13 74 30.31 77 31.50 80 32.68 83 33.86 86
Shoulder 22.24 56.5 23.43 59.5 24.61 62.5 25.79 65.5 26.97 68.5 28.15 71.5
Chest 22.05 56 23.23 59 24.41 62 25.59 65 26.77 68 27.95 71
Sleeve length 7.48 19 7.87 20 8.27 21 8.66 22 8.86 22.5 9.06 23


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Why you will LOVE wearing SNORTIES

Soft, premium feel

Everyday streetwear fit

Perfect for dog‑obsessed humans

Durable print that won’t crack

Designed in Australia

Perfect for Dog Lovers Who:

Treat their dog like their firstborn.

Want streetwear that actually matches their personality.

Are proudly dog‑obsessed.

Love a clean, premium aesthetic.

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