One Dog. One Idea. No Going Back.

Hi, I'm Kirsty — founder of SNORTIES.

My dog isn't a pet. Churro's the reason I get out of bed, the reason my camera roll is 90% Frenchie photos, and the reason I've had strangers cross the street clutching their kids like she's about to maul someone. She's a French Bulldog. She snores louder than my husband and body slams like she's in the WWE.

How it started

I went looking for merch that not only looked like me but actually understood bully breed owners — the BSL fights, the vet bills, the "is that thing even a dog" comments — and found nothing. Just soft pastel prints and "dog mom" script fonts that had never once been side-eyed at a park.

So I Designed it myself.

SNORTIES is for the People who own the dog they were told not to get. Frenchies, Staffies, Pugs, Bullies, English Bulldogs, Mastiffs — the "ugly," the "banned," the "dangerous." If its a Brachy Breed or misunderstood....We call them family.

What makes SNORTIES different

Built by a bully breed owner, for bully breed owners. Every design comes from actually living this — not a trend report.

Aussie owned. Based in Australia, shipping worldwide, run by someone who gets side-eyed at the dog park too.

Designs you won't find anywhere else. Gritty, tattoo-culture streetwear — not cutesy dog merch. Made to start fights and start conversations.

Made to order. No mass production, no dead stock, no waste. Printed when you order it, not before.

Loyal to the Pack

SNORTIES isn't clothing. It's proof you didn't back down when people told you your dog was a problem. It's a "go shove your opinion where the sun don't shine" badge to be worn with confidence.

Shop with confidence

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If you love a dog everyone else warned you about — you're already one of us.

Join the Pack.