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SNORTIES | Stay Weird. Get a Dog. | French Bulldog Tee

SNORTIES | Stay Weird. Get a Dog. | French Bulldog Tee

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Normal people get normal dogs.

The Stay Weird. Get a Dog. tee is for everyone who looked at a French Bulldog — snoring, waddling, refusing to swim — and thought yes, that one. The weird one. The one that breathes too loud and takes up the whole couch.

Good call.

This vintage retro-style French Bulldog graphic is printed on Snorties' Tapstitch range of premium unisex tees, sweatshirts, and hoodies. The bold silhouette design features a classic halftone sunset badge in retro earth tones — mustard, burnt orange, sage, and cream — with distressed texture that looks broken in from day one.

Designed for:

French Bulldog owners, Frenchie lovers, and anyone who chose character over convenience when they picked their dog.

Available in:

  1. Unisex Tee — lightweight, relaxed fit
  2. Unisex Sweatshirt — mid-weight, everyday comfort
  3. Pullover Hoodie — heavier weight, Snorties-quality finish

Ships to Australia, USA, and UK. Fulfilled on demand — each piece printed fresh when you order.

The dog is weird. Own it.


Features

- Effects: Snow Wash / Washed

- Fit: Loose

- Neckline: Round Neck / O-Neck

- Sleeve Style: Drop Shoulder

- Sleeve Length: Short Sleeve

- Season: Summer

- Style: Casual / Street

Care Instructions

- Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry low

- Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print

- Do not dry clean

Fabric

- Material: 100% cotton

- Fabric Weight: 250 gsm (7.4 oz)

- Thickness: Moderate

- Elasticity: Slight Stretch

- Breathability: Moderate

S M L XL 2XL 3XL
inch cm inch cm inch cm inch cm inch cm inch cm
Length 27.56 70 28.35 72 29.13 74 29.92 76 30.71 78 31.10 79
Shoulder 20.87 53 21.65 55 22.44 57 23.23 59 24.02 61 24.80 63
Chest 22.05 56 22.83 58 23.62 60 24.41 62 25.20 64 26.38 67
Sleeve length 8.19 20.8 8.46 21.5 8.74 22.2 9.02 22.9 9.29 23.6 9.29 23.6


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Why you will LOVE wearing SNORTIES

Soft, premium feel

Everyday streetwear fit

Perfect for dog‑obsessed humans

Durable print that won’t crack

Designed in Australia

Perfect for Dog Lovers Who:

Treat their dog like their firstborn.

Want streetwear that actually matches their personality.

Are proudly dog‑obsessed.

Love a clean, premium aesthetic.

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