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Designed in Australia
Made to Order

SNORTIES | My Favourite Child | Women's T-Shirt

FAQs

Is this clothing for dogs?

Nope. Snorties is streetwear for humans who live with bullies and squishy-faced legends.

How does sizing fit?

If you’re between sizes, size up for the boxy streetwear look. Check the size chart above for measurements.

What’s it made from?

Fabric details are listed on each item, e.g. 100% cotton, heavyweight. Printed with DTG so the artwork stays sharp wash after wash.

How should I wash it?

Wash cold, inside out, and hang dry or tumble low. Skip the bleach and ironing directly on the print.

Can I return or exchange it?

Because items are made to order, we can’t accept returns for change of mind or wrong size. If something arrives damaged or faulty, message us within 30 days with a photo and we’ll make it right.

Can’t find my size or breed?

Message us at info@snorties.com.au We’re a small, one-person Aussie brand and we read every message.

How long does the whole process take?

3–5 business days to print and dispatch. Allow 2-3 weeks total from purchase to doorstep.

Regular price $65.00 AUD

Regular price Sale price $65.00 AUD

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Estimated delivery: 2–3 weeks from order, including design, production and shipping.
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Meet the T-Shirt that finally says what every dog parent is actually thinking. The SNORTIES “My Dog Is My Favourite Child” T-Shirt is your new go‑to uniform for school drop‑offs, dog park runs, weekend errands, and every moment you want to flex your unapologetic dog‑lover identity.
Designed for comfort, built for everyday wear, and finished with our signature clean SNORTIES branding, this t-shirt blends premium streetwear style with the humour and heart that defines modern dog‑parent culture.

Why You’ll Love It
- Ultra‑soft, premium cotton blend for all‑day comfort
- Bold, high‑contrast print that stays crisp wash after wash
- Unisex fit that flatters every dog mum and dog dad
- SNORTIES paw‑print branding for that elevated, minimalist streetwear feel

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

	SHIRT WIDTH (cm)	SHIRT LENGTH (cm)	US SIZES	EU SIZE	UK SIZE	SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S	47	64.1	6-8	36-38	10-12	19.7
M	50.8	66	10-12	40-42	14-16	21
L	55.9	68	14-16	44-46	18-20	22.2
XL	61	69.9	18-20	48-50	22-24	24.1
2XL	66	71.8	22-24	52-54	26-28	26
3XL	71.1	73.7	26-28	56-58	30-32	27.3

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com.