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SNORTIES | Good Dogs, Bad Tattoos | T-Shirt

SNORTIES | Good Dogs, Bad Tattoos | T-Shirt

FAQs

Is this clothing for dogs?

Nope. Snorties is streetwear for humans who live with bullies and squishy-faced legends.

How does sizing fit?

If you’re between sizes, size up for the boxy streetwear look. Check the size chart above for measurements.

What’s it made from?

Fabric details are listed on each item, e.g. 100% cotton, heavyweight. Printed with DTG so the artwork stays sharp wash after wash.

How should I wash it?

Wash cold, inside out, and hang dry or tumble low. Skip the bleach and ironing directly on the print.

Can I return or exchange it?

Because items are made to order, we can’t accept returns for change of mind or wrong size. If something arrives damaged or faulty, message us within 30 days with a photo and we’ll make it right.

Can’t find my size or breed?

Message us at info@snorties.com.au We’re a small, one-person Aussie brand and we read every message.

How long does the whole process take?

3–5 business days to print and dispatch. Allow 2-3 weeks total from purchase to doorstep.

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SNORTIES “Good Dogs, Bad Tattoos” Tee —  Streetwear for Dog People
Meet the tee that finally says what every dog‑obsessed human is thinking. The SNORTIES Good Dogs · Bad Tattoos · No Regrets Tee is your new off‑duty uniform — premium, and unapologetically dog‑person coded.

On the back: a bold, distressed paw‑print graphic wrapped in our signature rebellious motto. On the front: clean, minimal SNORTIES energy. On the body: that relaxed, masculine drape you love.

This is the shirt you wear when you’re walking the dog, grabbing a coffee, hitting the markets, or pretending you’re not covered in dog hair. It’s loud, it’s cheeky, it’s a whole personality.

Why You’ll Love It
Premium fit with a relaxed, masculine silhouette

High‑definition back graphic featuring the SNORTIES “Good Dogs, Bad Tattoos” emblem
Ultra‑soft cotton that holds its shape and washes like a dream
Streetwear aesthetic with dog‑lover attitude
Designed for everyday wear — from brunch to backyard hangs

Perfect For Dog Lovers Who…
Have a soft spot for good dogs and questionable tattoo decisions
Want streetwear that feels premium, not novelty
Love bold back graphics and clean front minimalism
Prefer tees that drape, not cling
Believe dogs > everything

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• All Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
Size guide

  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm)
S 71.1 45.7
M 73.7 50.8
L 76.2 55.9
XL 78.7 61
2XL 81.3 66
3XL 83.8 71.1

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. 

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Why you will LOVE wearing SNORTIES

Soft, premium feel

Everyday streetwear fit

Perfect for dog‑obsessed humans

Durable print that won’t crack

Designed in Australia

Perfect for Dog Lovers Who:

Treat their dog like their firstborn.

Want streetwear that actually matches their personality.

Are proudly dog‑obsessed.

Love a clean, premium aesthetic.

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