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SNORTIES | Frenchie Mum | Hoodie | Perfect Gift
SNORTIES | Frenchie Mum | Hoodie | Perfect Gift
FAQs
FAQs
Is this clothing for dogs?
Nope. Snorties is streetwear for humans who live with bullies and squishy-faced legends.
How does sizing fit?
If you’re between sizes, size up for the boxy streetwear look. Check the size chart above for measurements.
What’s it made from?
Fabric details are listed on each item, e.g. 100% cotton, heavyweight. Printed with DTG so the artwork stays sharp wash after wash.
How should I wash it?
Wash cold, inside out, and hang dry or tumble low. Skip the bleach and ironing directly on the print.
Can I return or exchange it?
Because items are made to order, we can’t accept returns for change of mind or wrong size. If something arrives damaged or faulty, message us within 30 days with a photo and we’ll make it right.
Can’t find my size or breed?
Message us at info@snorties.com.au We’re a small, one-person Aussie brand and we read every message.
How long does the whole process take?
3–5 business days to print and dispatch. Allow 2-3 weeks total from purchase to doorstep.
- Estimated delivery: 2–3 weeks from order, including design, production and shipping.
- 30 Day Guarantee: Misprint, damaged or wrong item? Message us and we'll make it right.
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Frenchie Mum. Set in blackletter across your back like it’s been inked there for years.
No cartoon.
No paw print.
No pun.
Just the title you earned the day a 12kg tank with bat ears took over your couch, your bed and your entire life.
You don’t own a Frenchie. You answer to one.
Walk away and the back of your Hoodie does the talking. Everyone behind you at the dog park, the servo or the pub queue knows exactly who you are.
Streetwear for humans. The dog stays in charge.
Loyal to the Pack. Who’s walking away in this one?
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |||||||
| inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | |
| Length | 26.57 | 67.5 | 27.36 | 69.5 | 28.35 | 72 | 29.33 | 74.5 | 30.12 | 76.5 | 30.71 | 78 |
| Shoulder | 18.90 | 48 | 19.88 | 50.5 | 20.87 | 53 | 21.85 | 55.5 | 22.83 | 58 | 23.82 | 60.5 |
| Chest | 19.69 | 50 | 20.67 | 52.5 | 21.65 | 55 | 22.64 | 57.5 | 23.62 | 60 | 24.61 | 62.5 |
| Sleeve length | 8.46 | 21.5 | 8.66 | 22 | 8.86 | 22.5 | 9.06 | 23 | 9.25 | 23.5 | 9.45 | 24 |
Features
- Fit: Loose
- Neckline: Round Neck / O-Neck with Hood
- Sleeve Style: Regular Sleeve
- Sleeve Length: Long Sleeve
- Season: Spring / Summer / Autumn
- Style: Basics / Casual / Preppy / Sporty
Care Instructions
- Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry low
- Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print
- Do not dry clean
Fabric
- Material: 100% cotton
- Fabric Weight: 260 gsm (7.7 oz)
- Thickness: Moderate
- Breathability: Moderate
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Why you will LOVE wearing SNORTIES
Soft, premium feel
Everyday streetwear fit
Perfect for dog‑obsessed humans
Durable print that won’t crack
Designed in Australia
Perfect for Dog Lovers Who:
Treat their dog like their firstborn.
Want streetwear that actually matches their personality.
Are proudly dog‑obsessed.
Love a clean, premium aesthetic.
Australian Designed
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