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SNORTIES | Fitness Protection Program Tee | English Bulldog Oversized Tee

FAQs

Is this clothing for dogs?

Nope. Snorties is streetwear for humans who live with bullies and squishy-faced legends.

How does sizing fit?

If you’re between sizes, size up for the boxy streetwear look. Check the size chart above for measurements.

What’s it made from?

Fabric details are listed on each item, e.g. 100% cotton, heavyweight. Printed with DTG so the artwork stays sharp wash after wash.

How should I wash it?

Wash cold, inside out, and hang dry or tumble low. Skip the bleach and ironing directly on the print.

Can I return or exchange it?

Because items are made to order, we can’t accept returns for change of mind or wrong size. If something arrives damaged or faulty, message us within 30 days with a photo and we’ll make it right.

Can’t find my size or breed?

Message us at info@snorties.com.au We’re a small, one-person Aussie brand and we read every message.

How long does the whole process take?

3–5 business days to print and dispatch. Allow 2-3 weeks total from purchase to doorstep.

Regular price $65.00 AUD

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Since birth. No witnesses. No cardio.

This one's for the dogs who consider lying on the couch a full workout. Our retro badge design features a seriously unbothered English Bulldog "guarding" his dumbbell like it's evidence — because in his mind, he's already put in the reps.

Printed on our heavyweight oversized tee: thick, boxy, built to be lived in. Drop shoulders, a relaxed fit that doesn't quit, and fabric solid enough to survive muddy paws, dog hair, and whatever your bully decides to headbutt today.

If your dog's idea of "fitness" is guarding the fridge and stretching before a nap, this one's already yours.

Details

Heavyweight 100% cotton, oversized streetwear fit
Distressed vintage badge graphic
Drop-shoulder, boxy cut
Unisex sizing, true-to-size in oversized fit
Designed for English Bulldog, bully, and brachycephalic breed owners
Ships to Australia, UK, and USA

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this tee true to size?

It's designed as an oversized fit — if you want a true streetwear silhouette, order your normal size. Size down for a more fitted look.

What breeds does this design suit?

The English Bulldog graphic is aimed at bulldog owners specifically, but it fits the wider Snorties audience of bully and brachycephalic breed owners — Staffies, Pugs, Frenchies, Mastiffs, Pocket Bullies.

Is this a gift for dog owners?

Yes — it's a popular pick as a funny dog owner gift, especially for English Bulldog owners who like their humour deadpan, not cutesy.

What makes it "heavyweight" and "oversized"?

Heavyweight means thicker, more substantial cotton than a standard tee — built to hold shape and last. Oversized means a boxier, dropped-shoulder cut rather than a fitted silhouette.Features

- Fit: Oversized

- Neckline: Round Neck / O-Neck

- Sleeve Style: Regular Sleeve

- Sleeve Length: Short Sleeve

- Season: Spring / Summer

- Style: Basics / Casual / Sporty

Care Instructions

- Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry low

- Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print

- Do not dry clean

Fabric

- Material: 100% cotton

- Fabric Weight: 250 gsm (7.4 oz)

- Thickness: Moderate

- Breathability: Moderate

	S		M		L		XL		2XL		3XL
	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm
Length	26.38	67	27.17	69	27.95	71	28.74	73	29.53	75	30.31	77
Shoulder	18.90	48	19.69	50	20.47	52	21.26	54	22.44	57	23.62	60
Chest	19.69	50	20.47	52	21.26	54	22.05	56	23.23	59	24.41	62
Sleeve length	7.48	19	7.48	19	7.87	20	8.27	21	8.66	22	9.06	23