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SNORTIES | Bullies Vs The World | Hoodie
SNORTIES | Bullies Vs The World | Hoodie
FAQs
FAQs
Is this clothing for dogs?
Nope. Snorties is streetwear for humans who live with bullies and squishy-faced legends.
How does sizing fit?
If you’re between sizes, size up for the boxy streetwear look. Check the size chart above for measurements.
What’s it made from?
Fabric details are listed on each item, e.g. 100% cotton, heavyweight. Printed with DTG so the artwork stays sharp wash after wash.
How should I wash it?
Wash cold, inside out, and hang dry or tumble low. Skip the bleach and ironing directly on the print.
Can I return or exchange it?
Because items are made to order, we can’t accept returns for change of mind or wrong size. If something arrives damaged or faulty, message us within 30 days with a photo and we’ll make it right.
Can’t find my size or breed?
Message us at info@snorties.com.au We’re a small, one-person Aussie brand and we read every message.
How long does the whole process take?
3–5 business days to print and dispatch. Allow 2-3 weeks total from purchase to doorstep.
- Estimated delivery: 2–3 weeks from order, including design, production and shipping.
- 30 Day Guarantee: Misprint, damaged or wrong item? Message us and we'll make it right.
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They’ve been judged since day one. So have you.
This one’s for the humans who’ve heard every “is it safe?”, every “what breed is that?”, and every look across the park. The back print is a vintage badge in blackletter red and bone, with a ribbon banner that says what every bully owner already knows:
Fighting the stigma since day one.
Front stays clean. The back does the talking, so you can walk away from the argument and let your shirt finish it.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||||||
| inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | |
| Length | 27.56 | 70 | 28.35 | 72 | 29.13 | 74 | 29.92 | 76 | 30.71 | 78 |
| Shoulder | 22.44 | 57 | 23.03 | 58.5 | 23.62 | 60 | 24.21 | 61.5 | 24.80 | 63 |
| Chest | 26.38 | 67 | 27.17 | 69 | 27.95 | 71 | 28.74 | 73 | 29.53 | 75 |
| Sleeve length | 24.02 | 61 | 24.41 | 62 | 24.80 | 63 | 25.20 | 64 | 25.59 | 65 |
Features
- Effects: Snow Wash
- Fit: Oversized
- Sleeve Style: Drop Shoulder
- Sleeve Length: Long Sleeve
- Season: Autumn / Winter
- Style: Basics / Street / Casual
Care Instructions
- Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry low
- Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print
- Do not dry clean
Fabric
- Material: 53% polyester, 42% cotton, 5% other fibers
- Fabric Weight: 355 gsm (10.5 oz)
- Thickness: Extra Thick
- Breathability: Moderate
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Why you will LOVE wearing SNORTIES
Soft, premium feel
Everyday streetwear fit
Perfect for dog‑obsessed humans
Durable print that won’t crack
Designed in Australia
Perfect for Dog Lovers Who:
Treat their dog like their firstborn.
Want streetwear that actually matches their personality.
Are proudly dog‑obsessed.
Love a clean, premium aesthetic.
Australian Designed
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