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SNORTIES | Pittie Lover. People Hater | T-Shirt

SNORTIES | Pittie Lover. People Hater | T-Shirt

FAQs

Is this clothing for dogs?

Nope. Snorties is streetwear for humans who live with bullies and squishy-faced legends.

How does sizing fit?

If you’re between sizes, size up for the boxy streetwear look. Check the size chart above for measurements.

What’s it made from?

Fabric details are listed on each item, e.g. 100% cotton, heavyweight. Printed with DTG so the artwork stays sharp wash after wash.

How should I wash it?

Wash cold, inside out, and hang dry or tumble low. Skip the bleach and ironing directly on the print.

Can I return or exchange it?

Because items are made to order, we can’t accept returns for change of mind or wrong size. If something arrives damaged or faulty, message us within [30 days] with a photo and we’ll make it right.

Can’t find my size or breed?

Message us at info@snorties.com.au We’re a small, one-person Aussie brand and we read every message.

How long does the whole process take?

2–3 business days to design. 3–5 business days to print and dispatch. Allow 14–21 business days total from purchase to doorstep.

Regular price $65.00 AUD
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No hobbies. No small talk. Just the dog and the couch.

If you've picked your Pittie's opinion over a stranger's more than once, this one's for you. This tee with a tattoo-flash bully portrait inked across the back — spiked collar, roses, crown, the whole "banned somewhere, loyal everywhere" package. Front stays blank. The message rides where it belongs.

Built loose, built to live in. Throw it on, don't think about it.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Your tee is made fresh the moment you order it. Not sitting in a warehouse. Not mass produced. Made specifically for you — that's why it takes a little longer. Worth the wait.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Size guide

  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 71.1 45.7 39.7
M 73.7 50.8 43.2
L 76.2 55.9 47
XL 78.7 61 50.8
2XL 81.3 66 54.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 58
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Why you will LOVE wearing SNORTIES

Soft, premium feel

Everyday streetwear fit

Perfect for dog‑obsessed humans

Durable print that won’t crack

Designed in Australia

Perfect for Dog Lovers Who:

Treat their dog like their firstborn.

Want streetwear that actually matches their personality.

Are proudly dog‑obsessed.

Love a clean, premium aesthetic.

Australian Designed

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