- Designed in Australia
- Print on Demand
Snorties
Neo Mastiff Dino T-Shirt
Neo Mastiff Dino T-Shirt
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The Dino Flex
Listen… if your dog had thumbs, this is the t-shirt they’d add to cart for you.
Because this isn’t “just another dog‑lover top.”
This is SNORTIES — the brand for people whose dogs don’t just bark, they snort, grunt, huff, and waddle their way straight into your heart.
And this design?
A big, lovable, squishy‑faced unit proudly parading his green dino plush like it’s the crown jewel of his kingdom.
It’s bold. It’s joyful. It’s unapologetically dog‑parent energy.
You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), SNORTIES and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Senate Road, Port Pirie, Australia or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
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Why you will LOVE wearing SNORTIES
Soft, premium feel
Everyday streetwear fit
Perfect for dog‑obsessed humans
Durable print that won’t crack
Designed in Australia
Perfect for Dog Lovers Who:
Treat their dog like their firstborn
Want streetwear that actually matches their personality
Are proudly dog‑obsessed
Love a clean, premium aesthetic