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SNORTIES | My Frenchie is my favourite child | French Bulldog | Women's T-Shirt
SNORTIES | My Frenchie is my favourite child | French Bulldog | Women's T-Shirt
FAQs
FAQs
Is this clothing for dogs?
Nope. Snorties is streetwear for humans who live with bullies and squishy-faced legends.
How does sizing fit?
If you’re between sizes, size up for the boxy streetwear look. Check the size chart above for measurements.
What’s it made from?
Fabric details are listed on each item, e.g. 100% cotton, heavyweight. Printed with DTG so the artwork stays sharp wash after wash.
How should I wash it?
Wash cold, inside out, and hang dry or tumble low. Skip the bleach and ironing directly on the print.
Can I return or exchange it?
Because items are made to order, we can’t accept returns for change of mind or wrong size. If something arrives damaged or faulty, message us within 30 days with a photo and we’ll make it right.
Can’t find my size or breed?
Message us at info@snorties.com.au We’re a small, one-person Aussie brand and we read every message.
How long does the whole process take?
3–5 business days to print and dispatch. Allow 2-3 weeks total from purchase to doorstep.
- Estimated delivery: 2–3 weeks from order, including design, production and shipping.
- 30 Day Guarantee: Misprint, damaged or wrong item? Message us and we'll make it right.
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MY FRENCHIE IS MY FAVOURITE CHILD
This tee is made for the woman who’s done pretending her priorities are balanced. Soft, flattering, and unapologetically honest, it celebrates the one family member who never talks back, always snorts with enthusiasm, and thinks you’re perfect exactly as you are.
Crafted from premium, everyday‑soft cotton, it fits like your go‑to weekend staple—easy to style, easy to love, and guaranteed to spark knowing nods from fellow Frenchie mums. The bold statement print keeps things fun and cheeky, while the clean SNORTIES aesthetic makes it feel elevated enough for brunch, dog‑park hangs, or school pick‑up (where yes, you will get looks).
Size guide
| SHIRT WIDTH (cm) | SHIRT LENGTH (cm) | US SIZES | EU SIZE | UK SIZE | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 47 | 64.1 | 6-8 | 36-38 | 10-12 | 19.7 |
| M | 50.8 | 66 | 10-12 | 40-42 | 14-16 | 21 |
| L | 55.9 | 68 | 14-16 | 44-46 | 18-20 | 22.2 |
| XL | 61 | 69.9 | 18-20 | 48-50 | 22-24 | 24.1 |
| 2XL | 66 | 71.8 | 22-24 | 52-54 | 26-28 | 26 |
| 3XL | 71.1 | 73.7 | 26-28 | 56-58 | 30-32 | 27.3 |
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com.
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Why you will LOVE wearing SNORTIES
Soft, premium feel
Everyday streetwear fit
Perfect for dog‑obsessed humans
Durable print that won’t crack
Designed in Australia
Perfect for Dog Lovers Who:
Treat their dog like their firstborn.
Want streetwear that actually matches their personality.
Are proudly dog‑obsessed.
Love a clean, premium aesthetic.
Australian Designed
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