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Designed in Australia
Made to Order

SNORTIES | My Dog is not the Problem | T-Shirt

FAQs

Is this clothing for dogs?

Nope. Snorties is streetwear for humans who live with bullies and squishy-faced legends.

How does sizing fit?

If you’re between sizes, size up for the boxy streetwear look. Check the size chart above for measurements.

What’s it made from?

Fabric details are listed on each item, e.g. 100% cotton, heavyweight. Printed with DTG so the artwork stays sharp wash after wash.

How should I wash it?

Wash cold, inside out, and hang dry or tumble low. Skip the bleach and ironing directly on the print.

Can I return or exchange it?

Because items are made to order, we can’t accept returns for change of mind or wrong size. If something arrives damaged or faulty, message us within 30 days with a photo and we’ll make it right.

Can’t find my size or breed?

Message us at info@snorties.com.au We’re a small, one-person Aussie brand and we read every message.

How long does the whole process take?

3–5 business days to print and dispatch. Allow 2-3 weeks total from purchase to doorstep.

Regular price $65.00 AUD

Regular price Sale price $65.00 AUD

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Estimated delivery: 2–3 weeks from order, including design, production and shipping.
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MY DOG IS NOT THE PROBLEM, HUMANS ARE — SNORTIES Graphic Tee

Make a statement without saying a word. The “My Dog Is Not The Problem, Humans Are” SNORTIES t-shirt is made for dog lovers who know exactly where their loyalty lies.

Designed for everyday wear with a bold, unapologetic edge, this tee blends streetwear attitude with relatable humour — perfect for anyone who’d rather hang out with their dog than deal with people.

Why you’ll love it:

Premium-quality cotton for all-day comfort
Relaxed, streetwear-inspired fit
Durable, high-definition print that won’t fade
Soft, breathable fabric — perfect for any season
Unisex style for effortless everyday wear

Whether you’re out walking your dog, grabbing coffee, or just avoiding unnecessary human interaction, this shirt does the talking for you.

Perfect for:
Dog lovers, pet parents, introverts, streetwear fans, and anyone who agrees that dogs > humans.

Style it your way:
Pair it with jeans, cargos, or layer it under a jacket for that laid-back, effortlessly cool SNORTIES vibe.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• All Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

Size guide

	LENGTH (cm)	WIDTH (cm)
S	71.1	45.7
M	73.7	50.8
L	76.2	55.9
XL	78.7	61
2XL	81.3	66
3XL	83.8	71.1

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com.