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SNORTIES | Guardian of the Pack Mastiff | T-Shirt

SNORTIES | Guardian of the Pack Mastiff | T-Shirt

$65.00 AUD
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He doesn't bark twice.

The Mastiff doesn't need to prove anything — the crown, the chains, and the cigar clenched between his jaws do the talking. This is the latest addition to the Inked Collection: dimensional sailor-jerry tattoo-flash detail in aged gold and black, built for the one breed most people cross the street to avoid.

Crossed arms. Studded leather. A padlock chain heavy enough to mean it. And underneath it all, the only words that matter: GUARDIAN OF THE PACK.

If you own a Mastiff, you already know — people ask permission before they pet him. This tee is for the ones who earned that respect the hard way.

Fit & Details
Unisex crew neck tee — true to size, check the size chart before ordering
Screen-quality print, built to outlast the wash, not the season
Part of the Inked Collection — bold, breed-specific tattoo-flash designs for the dogs everyone else warned you about
Buy 3 get 20% OFF at cart → NO CODE NEEDED
Also available as a hoodie

Ships to: Australia, UK & USA

Your tee is made fresh the moment you order it. Not sitting in a warehouse. Not mass produced. Made specifically for you — that's why it takes a little longer. Worth the wait.

Size guide

  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 71.1 45.7 39.7
M 73.7 50.8 43.2
L 76.2 55.9 47
XL 78.7 61 50.8
2XL 81.3 66 54.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 58
4XL 86.4 76.2 61.5
5XL 89 81.3 64.3

 

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. 

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Why you will LOVE wearing SNORTIES

Soft, premium feel

Everyday streetwear fit

Perfect for dog‑obsessed humans

Durable print that won’t crack

Designed in Australia

Perfect for Dog Lovers Who:

Treat their dog like their firstborn.

Want streetwear that actually matches their personality.

Are proudly dog‑obsessed.

Love a clean, premium aesthetic.

Australian Designed

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