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Designed in Australia
Made to Order

SNORTIES | Guardian of the Pack Mastiff | Hoodie

FAQs

Is this clothing for dogs?

Nope. Snorties is streetwear for humans who live with bullies and squishy-faced legends.

How does sizing fit?

If you’re between sizes, size up for the boxy streetwear look. Check the size chart above for measurements.

What’s it made from?

Fabric details are listed on each item, e.g. 100% cotton, heavyweight. Printed with DTG so the artwork stays sharp wash after wash.

How should I wash it?

Wash cold, inside out, and hang dry or tumble low. Skip the bleach and ironing directly on the print.

Can I return or exchange it?

Because items are made to order, we can’t accept returns for change of mind or wrong size. If something arrives damaged or faulty, message us within [30 days] with a photo and we’ll make it right.

Can’t find my size or breed?

Message us at info@snorties.com.au We’re a small, one-person Aussie brand and we read every message.

How long does the whole process take?

2–3 business days to design. 3–5 business days to print and dispatch. Allow 14–21 business days total from purchase to doorstep.

Regular price $109.00 AUD

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Made Especially for you: Ships within 3-5 business days. Delivered within 2-3 weeks.
30 Day Guarantee: Misprint, damaged or wrong item? Message us and we'll make it right.

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He doesn't bark twice.

The Mastiff doesn't need to prove anything — the crown, the chains, and the cigar clenched between his jaws do the talking. This is the latest addition to the Inked Collection: dimensional sailor-jerry tattoo-flash detail in aged gold and black, built for the one breed most people cross the street to avoid.

Crossed arms. Studded leather. A padlock chain heavy enough to mean it. And underneath it all, the only words that matter: GUARDIAN OF THE PACK.

If you own a Mastiff, you already know — people ask permission before they pet him. This tee is for the ones who earned that respect the hard way.

Fit & Details

Hoodie — true to size, check the size chart before ordering
Screen-quality print, built to outlast the wash, not the season
Part of the Inked Collection — bold, breed-specific tattoo-flash designs for the dogs everyone else warned you about

Also available as a t-shirt ($54.95 AUD)

Ships to: Australia, UK & USA

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com.