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For the dog people who’ve learned the hard way: loyalty has four legs. This SNORTIES staple takes your dog‑first worldview and prints it loud enough for every human to rethink their behaviour.
Made from premium cotton, this tee sits in that perfect zone between streetwear and comfort — structured, clean, and built to last longer than most human relationships. The fit is unisex, slightly oversized, and intentionally minimal so the slogan does all the talking.
Wear it on dog walks, coffee runs, or anytime a human tests your patience. Your dog will approve. Humans… well, they’ll cope.
• 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers: • Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. • Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Your tee is made fresh the moment you order it. Not sitting in a warehouse. Not mass produced. Made specifically for you — that's why it takes a little longer. Worth the wait.
Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com.
