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SNORTIES | anti social. pro dog. | T-Shirt

SNORTIES | anti social. pro dog. | T-Shirt

FAQs

Is this clothing for dogs?

Nope. Snorties is streetwear for humans who live with bullies and squishy-faced legends.

How does sizing fit?

If you’re between sizes, size up for the boxy streetwear look. Check the size chart above for measurements.

What’s it made from?

Fabric details are listed on each item, e.g. 100% cotton, heavyweight. Printed with DTG so the artwork stays sharp wash after wash.

How should I wash it?

Wash cold, inside out, and hang dry or tumble low. Skip the bleach and ironing directly on the print.

Can I return or exchange it?

Because items are made to order, we can’t accept returns for change of mind or wrong size. If something arrives damaged or faulty, message us within 30 days with a photo and we’ll make it right.

Can’t find my size or breed?

Message us at info@snorties.com.au We’re a small, one-person Aussie brand and we read every message.

How long does the whole process take?

3–5 business days to print and dispatch. Allow 2-3 weeks total from purchase to doorstep.

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If your social battery magically recharges the moment a dog walks into the room (and instantly drains when a human does), this tee is your whole personality printed in premium cotton. The SNORTIES anti social. pro dog. oversized T‑shirt is the uniform for dog people who don’t need small talk — just snorts, tail wags, and a good walk.

This isn’t novelty merch. It’s streetwear for the socially selective.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• All Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

Size guide

  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm)
S 71.1 45.7
M 73.7 50.8
L 76.2 55.9
XL 78.7 61
2XL 81.3 66
3XL 83.8 71.1

 


Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. 

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Why you will LOVE wearing SNORTIES

Soft, premium feel

Everyday streetwear fit

Perfect for dog‑obsessed humans

Durable print that won’t crack

Designed in Australia

Perfect for Dog Lovers Who:

Treat their dog like their firstborn.

Want streetwear that actually matches their personality.

Are proudly dog‑obsessed.

Love a clean, premium aesthetic.

Australian Designed

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