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SNORTIES | Anti-Dog = Anti-Trust | T-Shirt

SNORTIES | Anti-Dog = Anti-Trust | T-Shirt

Regular price $65.00 AUD
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Anti-Dog = Anti-Trust. That's the whole argument.

You don't need a law degree to run the math — if you're against the dog, we're against you. This one's for the owners who've caught the side-eye at the vet, the wide berth on the footpath, the "is it friendly?" from someone already backing away.

Tattoo-script back print. No apologies, no explaining yourself.

Runs true to size, S–3XL.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)

Your tee is made fresh the moment you order it. Not sitting in a warehouse. Not mass produced. Made specifically for you — that's why it takes a little longer. Worth the wait.

Size guide

  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 71.1 45.7 39.7
M 73.7 50.8 43.2
L 76.2 55.9 47
XL 78.7 61 50.8
2XL 81.3 66 54.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 58

 


Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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Why you will LOVE wearing SNORTIES

Soft, premium feel

Everyday streetwear fit

Perfect for dog‑obsessed humans

Durable print that won’t crack

Designed in Australia

Perfect for Dog Lovers Who:

Treat their dog like their firstborn.

Want streetwear that actually matches their personality.

Are proudly dog‑obsessed.

Love a clean, premium aesthetic.

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